Texeira

Name: Texeira Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

Being a Texeira is a huge responsibility! There’s nothing more important than family. Usually there are lots and lots of babies running around with aunts, uncles , parents, and grandparents making sure they don’t get into trouble. They love The Lord our Father and always make it a priority to teach the truth to their offspring. If you ever get to meet a Texeira family they will take you in as one of their own.

I wish I was a TEXEIRA!

Texeira by Babygirltex November 22, 2021

Get merch

Get the Texeira mug.

See more merch

Teixeira Regime

Maximiliano Tiexeira the ruler of the Teixeira Regime and founded in 2023 ruling over earth entirely through right of conquest. First by destroying the US with superior Uruguayan military might and technology then doing the same with every other inferior country and then enslaving every left over survivor under their Uruguayan masters

The Teixeira Regime was the best thing to ever happen to humanity

Teixeira Regime by s1kk1m February 23, 2023

Get merch

Related Words

Texeira • Teixeira • Teixeira Regime • Tekeira • Duarte Teixeira • Jack Teixeira • Jack texiera • jeisabela teixeira • Jordan Teixeira • joseph teixeira

Pull A Teixeira

To "Pull A Teixeira" is a term used as one shows up astronomically late to a planned event. It also requires horrible calculations of time and planning.

Matt: "Why don't you go Pull A Teixeira?"
Jerry: "Don't worry about me, I will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie."

Pull A Teixeira by David-Michael Bond February 24, 2009

Get merch

Tekeira

A beautiful person that has a very unique name. She is so funny and really smart.She also has a very good sense of style.

Person :hey Tekeira,your outfit is so gorgeous.

Another person : *laughs* u are so funny Tekeira.

Tekeira by Tekeisgone February 20, 2019

Get merch

Pedro Teixeira

Arguably the best thing ever to step on this entire planet. Directly competes with Shrek

Pedro Teixeira is so perfect he should be President of the world.

Pedro Teixeira by Little big G April 16, 2021

Get merch

Teixeira

A guy who looks like his girlfriend is betraying him with a guy from Senegal.

Wow, that guy has huge horns! He looks like a Teixeira!

Teixeira by LeuviferBoy November 24, 2021

Get merch

Jack texiera

A very annoying kid who goes to Westwood middle school

A very annoying kid is in my class. His name is jack texiera

Jack texiera by Icejjfishy October 20, 2020

Get merch

Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

Get merch

SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Get merch

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Get merch

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

Get merch

jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Get merch

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

Get merch