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Being a Texeira is a huge responsibility! There’s nothing more important than family. Usually there are lots and lots of babies running around with aunts, uncles , parents, and grandparents making sure they don’t get into trouble. They love The Lord our Father and always make it a priority to teach the truth to their offspring. If you ever get to meet a Texeira family they will take you in as one of their own.
I wish I was a TEXEIRA!
Texeira by Babygirltex November 22, 2021
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Teixeira Regime

Maximiliano Tiexeira the ruler of the Teixeira Regime and founded in 2023 ruling over earth entirely through right of conquest. First by destroying the US with superior Uruguayan military might and technology then doing the same with every other inferior country and then enslaving every left over survivor under their Uruguayan masters
The Teixeira Regime was the best thing to ever happen to humanity
Teixeira Regime by s1kk1m February 23, 2023

Pull A Teixeira 

To "Pull A Teixeira" is a term used as one shows up astronomically late to a planned event. It also requires horrible calculations of time and planning.
Matt: "Why don't you go Pull A Teixeira?"
Jerry: "Don't worry about me, I will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie."
Pull A Teixeira by David-Michael Bond February 24, 2009
A beautiful person that has a very unique name. She is so funny and really smart.She also has a very good sense of style.
Person :hey Tekeira,your outfit is so gorgeous.

Another person : *laughs* u are so funny Tekeira.
Tekeira by Tekeisgone February 20, 2019

Pedro Teixeira 

Arguably the best thing ever to step on this entire planet. Directly competes with Shrek
Pedro Teixeira is so perfect he should be President of the world.
Pedro Teixeira by Little big G April 16, 2021
A guy who looks like his girlfriend is betraying him with a guy from Senegal.
Wow, that guy has huge horns! He looks like a Teixeira!
Teixeira by LeuviferBoy November 24, 2021

Jack texiera 

A very annoying kid who goes to Westwood middle school
A very annoying kid is in my class. His name is jack texiera
Jack texiera by Icejjfishy October 20, 2020
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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