To "Pull A Teixeira" is a term used as one shows up astronomically late to a planned event. It also requires horrible calculations of time and planning.
Matt: "Why don't you go Pull A Teixeira?"
Jerry: "Don't worry about me, I will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie."
Jerry: "Don't worry about me, I will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie."
by David-Michael Bond February 24, 2009