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Texas Horseride

When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.
Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill
by TerribleComedy November 2, 2021
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Texas horseriding

When the female partner wears a prosthetic penis and the male partner rides her until he cums on her bellybutton
" I was Texas horseriding on my girl when my grandma fell off the stairs"
by Haylhytler August 12, 2025
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