Texas Bon

when you are doing a girl in missionary position but the sex is cash that she fucking dies, you understandably get scared so you proceed to then break into a Bon's Burgers and hide her body in a Sha the Sheep Animatronic

"Damn bro you seen Rosemary?", "nah bro last time I saw her she said that her husband was gonna try the Texas Bon with her"

by Dr retard July 22, 2021

texas t-bone

When a man puts a strap-on on backwards and bones two chicks simultaneously by swaying back and forth while standing. The chicks are bent over imitating doggy style creating an upside down T.

Andy texas t-boned two skanks at mikes party last night.

by Coochers April 14, 2008

Texas Chilli Bone

Lets just say it involves a bone some tobasco and an anus.

Hey lets go give that school girl a texas chilli bone!

by Asok June 21, 2006

Texas chili bone

when a girl shaves her pubes into your mouth, then put them on your dick, then ass fuck her.

Dude, my grandma and i performed a Texas chili bone last night. it was fucking hot.

by big old boner November 10, 2009