Skip to main content

Texan Syndrome 

Texan Syndrome is a series of behaviors mainly revolving around trying to be noticed online through spreading edgy humor and starting pointless arguments with others, as the name implies these behaviors are usually seen among texans online. The term was coined by The Eternal Kingdom in 2022 due to their members of texan origin being responsible for majority of moderation warnings for hate speech and controversial memes despite all the people involved not really knowing each other yet exhibiting similar behaviors, however what made the term get coined were other instances of similar behavior by completely unrelated people from texas in other communities as well despite the fact some of them are members of minority groups themselves.
Person 1: Ben just said that all gay people are secretly pedophiles
Person 2: He's from Texas, right?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Inb4 another texan syndrome victim, someone quickly tell the mods before he gets the idea to start posting unfunny 9/11 memes.
Texan Syndrome by mi_do_ July 2, 2023
Texan Syndrome mug front
Get the Texan Syndrome mug.
See more merch

Tegan Syndrome 

Quite possibly the only non painful overly pleasurable disease there is, it is soon to follow after one experiences the "Tegan Effecct" - in more cases than not it is unavoidable. A term for those who have a sudden realization that they've ditched their life, children, friends, husband, school, work, or any sort of human contact so that they can sit online and look at photos of Tegan Quin, sit on the L chat and discuss Tegan Quin, and sit on YouTube and watch videos of Tegan Quin. Some refer to it as "the gift that keeps on giving", it spreads rapidly like wild fire, while it is pain free, it's suggested that you have a substantial amount of money in your savings, because chances are you won't be stepping away from the computer any time soon.
Male friend 1: Can you believe she broke up with me! After 6 years!
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams

Texas thot brainwash syndrome 

Texas thot brainwash syndrome is when a brainwashed male thinks that confidence will always get you a girl noteably in Texas, because in Texas the majority of girls are thots who manipulate guys into thinking confidence is the key to a girlfriend and that it's the only for sure way to get a girlfriend in this entire world.
"Oh you want relationship advice? Don't ask Mark, he's just going to tell you that confidence is the key to a girlfriend
because he has been diagnosed with Texas thot brainwash syndrome."

Texas A&M Syndrome 

When a football team (college or otherwise) plays the best football you’ve ever seen playing at home and looks like absolute garbage everywhere else. Can be used for any sport.
This team of ours could be really special this year if they didn’t have Texas A&M Syndrome.
Texas A&M Syndrome by cfbfan95 September 23, 2023

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026