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testosteroni 

noun. penis shaped pasta
-"What did she get for a gag bachelorette party gift?"
-"Boxed TESTOSTERONI!"
testosteroni by Yelahtrebla August 22, 2008
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testosteroni 

Check out that guy eating five pounds of beefsteak
Yeah, he sure had a lot of testosteroni for breakfast

testosteroni 

referring to a type of pasta covered in testosterone, can be topped with estrogen sauce
(really mad guy starts yelling)

"Who ordered the testosteroni? Someone should slip him some estrogen sauce."
testosteroni by ohhfiasco December 16, 2009

testosteroni 

An erotic-flavoured sweat or scent after sex, could also be described as "smells the way a peach tastes"
It smells very testosteroni in this bedroom. - Dez announced
testosteroni by R0CKET-MAN March 2, 2021

testosteroni 

macaroni and cheese spiked with a large amount of physical supplements.
whoa! that girl really improved her basketball game! she mustve been eating some testosteroni

or

1: since when did john grow a beard?
2: he's been eating testosteroni for lunch the last two weeks
1: hmm maybe i should buy a box...
testosteroni by yougetagoldstar September 16, 2009

Testosteroni 

A pasta dish that boosts male sex hormones
After eating that delicious Testosteroni, not only do I feel satiated, but my mojo is totally restored!
Testosteroni by DAKster May 17, 2023

Testosterone Truck 

A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.
Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.
Testosterone Truck by Julesheart January 15, 2023
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