Testibitch

If you whip out your nuts in front of another guy and he looks, he is officially your testibitch.

I whipped out my nuts and made him my testibitch.

by Nick Casais December 3, 2013

Tessibitch

Describes a guy or girl who would rather sit at home than go out with his or her friends. These people don't have real jobs, but insist that they are always busy working.

Guy 1: "Wow it's the third time Dylan has skipped out on us, what is his excuse this time?"

Guy 2: "He says he has to work tomorrow"

Guy 1: "That's the same excuse he has used the past three weeks! All he does is drive around all day."

Guy2: "I know, he's a tessibitch"

by Maillow23 September 6, 2013

testitchles

(test-itch-'lz)
Testicles that always itch for no apparent reason.

I need to powder my testitchles.

by critterdun July 6, 2011

Textbitched

When someone keeps texting you bitching about shit you either don't remember, don't care about, or did but still don't give a fuck.

"what are you doin?"
--"sittin here gettin textbitched at by ______"
"that's gay, what are you gonna do?"
--"sit here and not give a fuck for a few more minutes. then no clues."

by YoBroYoSisNoRhymeForThe2nd1 October 24, 2009