Teslaist

Someone who defaces Teslas, or damages them in any way shape or form. A combination of terrorist and Tesla.

Police: We’re looking for the Teslaist that painted a swastika on this Cybertruck.

by Encasio March 19, 2025

Teslastanistan

The far-flung global community of blind Tesla zealots. The capital city is Muskegon, known colloquially as Elonabad.

"Twitter is now the state-owned media of Teslastanistan."

by Ron Mitchell May 12, 2022