Tescoism

Tescoism: With the collapse of orthadox religion, people now follow the mighty consumer diety of Tesco. It is the only thing of any importance in their, otherwise, miserable lives.

Dude, are you going to chapel?
Chapel is for fools! Salvation lies in Tescoism! Mass consumerism and true value for money and 3 for 2 offers will save us all: Allah Tesco, Allah Tesco!

Tescoism by the dude, ma!!! November 27, 2012

tescosmealsdeal

a really cool person that uses he/it/bun pronouns

" we should follow tescosmealsdeal on tiktok ."
" I'm already mutuals with him . "

tescosmealsdeal by tescomealdeals August 27, 2021