Tescoface Share definition Flag a)A person who hangs around either in Tesco, or in the car park of said supermarket. B)Miles oh my god Miles! You're such a Tescoface! Go on! Get out of the bin! Tescoface by Kieran February 28, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Tescoface mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch