Tescoface

a)A person who hangs around either in Tesco, or in the car park of said supermarket.
B)Miles
oh my god Miles! You're such a Tescoface! Go on! Get out of the bin!
by Kieran February 28, 2004
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Teff

by Kieran February 01, 2003
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somf

i told the bitch to somf.
by kieran May 26, 2003
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SEGA Dreamcast

One of the best consoles to live, had games such as Shenmue 2 which still sells for the Xbox, a 'next generation' console today. A lot of other titles including sonic adventure, are on 'next generation' consoles. £25 in gamestation
by Kieran February 28, 2004
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Scoofy

The place on a male between the testicles and the anus
by Kieran February 12, 2004
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underwear snooker

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.
Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!
by Kieran January 17, 2004
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B'jangle

To become twisted up.
When something becomes tangled up.
I had to where tighty whities instead of boxers, other wise the boxer would've gotten all b'jangled in my crotch.
by Kieran October 21, 2004
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