Teresa Heinz Kerry

a stupid rich girl who just so happens to be marrying all these rich people and keeping their names

Don't let your daughter marry too many men or she may end up a Teresa Heinz Kerry.

by nonoyawns January 20, 2005

Teresa Heinz Kerry

A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".

Teresa Heinz Ketchup.

by TriBeCaDuDe January 23, 2005