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tonsillectomy 

probably the suckiest surgery to ever have as a 19 year old... the ice cream must only be worth it under the age of 7... it is the removal of your tonsils.
"Why can't you eat this steak?"

"I had a tonsillectomy, I have to be on a liquid diet... I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS!"
tonsillectomy by Lindy Lou June 29, 2008
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Tonsillectomy 

A drink invented at Cornell College consisting of one shot of Ouzo, double shot of equal parts Jose Cuervo Gold and Silver, shot of Jose Cuervo Gold, and one shot of Bacardi 151 taken one after another in that order, followed by chugging a beer.

It is said to be a night's worth of drinking in 30 seconds, and not for those who can't hold their liquor.
Man that Tonsillectomy got you wasted last night. I'm surprised you downed it in one go!
Tonsillectomy by Kegmaster Kyle February 19, 2011

tonsillectomy 

When a girl deep throats you so hard, you knock out her tonsils with your shaft.
I want to give that girl a tonsillectomy she'll never forget.
tonsillectomy by JDHalfracK September 25, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026