Tenni - Wii 

A sport played between two players. Each player uses a racquet that is strung to strike a hollow rubber ball covered with felt. Normaly a stick is the most sutibal object used to difine each opponents boundarys. Players must stay seated through out the game bating ball between each other using componants of Nintendo Wii sporting where each player does not break a sweat, nor need be on feet. If player should stand to fetch ball out of boundarys, they are striked out. Players must "bum shuffel" the distance to retrieve ball.

Alice - "Kiss the ground bitch! I am the shit at Tenni - Wii"

Renee - "Fuck you alice! best out of three?!"

Tenni - Wii by Overwheel & Stanbrook Inc February 5, 2010

Wii Tennis 

One of the faster ways to get a really sore arm, that doesn't include jacking off, and minimal effort. Also a source of rage when playing Elisa.

I played Wii Tennis and now my arm is so sore.

Wii Tennis by 8tb39q4 g March 11, 2020

Wii Tennis 

A very violent and gyrational handjob often inflicting pain on the male

"Dude i'm in major pain."
"why?"
"Last night, lydia came over and played some wii tennis, if you know what i'm saying."

"take some vicoden and grow some balls"

Wii Tennis by Winston McMustache May 3, 2010