Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
A competition between 2 heterosexualmales in the 69 position, in which whoever cums first is gay.
Man, I'm three rounds undefeated at the Tennessee Toothpicker, but I'm worried because Gerald has that sloptop, Dyson vaccume, diesel motor, eye of the hurricane headgame and I dont wanna loose and be gay.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.