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Tennessee Toothpick 

Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”

“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”

“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”

“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
Tennessee Toothpick by LPeezy February 2, 2023

Tennessee Toothpick 

Using a packet of sugar as a toothpick to clean your teeth
The man grabbed a Tennessee toothpick off the table so he could clean his chompers....giddy'up!

Tennessee Toothpick 

The Act of having your partner sit on your face, and remove your sphincter hair by tooth.
Well last night got pretty wild at the bachelor party, that fuckin open bar and the dancers had all of us doin Tennessee Toothpicks on the table tops.

Tennessee Toothpicker 

A competition between 2 heterosexual males in the 69 position, in which whoever cums first is gay.
Man, I'm three rounds undefeated at the Tennessee Toothpicker, but I'm worried because Gerald has that sloptop, Dyson vaccume, diesel motor, eye of the hurricane headgame and I dont wanna loose and be gay.
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