Tena lady

A disposable pad for protecting your underpants from uncontrollable urine leakage (incontinence)

Girl 1: I p*ss myself when I laugh.
Girl 2: You should wear a Tena Lady pad.

Tena lady by LittleLaura April 13, 2006

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Tena lady

A Fanny pad for Feminine Care

No sex tonight my birds got a Tena Lady in!

Tena lady by Jez Fish February 17, 2006

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Tena lady

A prostitute who will milk you dry for a Tenna (£10)

John: Man I need a shag
Adi: When you get paid head down the docks and see a Tena Lady
John: Whats a Tena Lady
Adi: She'll do anything for a Tenner - the dirty bitch.

Tena lady by Jez Fish February 17, 2006

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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