Tempela

To make someone else feel less of themselves because of you showed them what you capable of in terms of clothing style and/or how beautiful you can be.

Nkao Tempela - I'll give you a piece of me, I'll show you what i am capable of.

Tempela by Cyan.zee November 28, 2021

Template fatigue 

In the corporate world, templates are often provided by more senior people as a means of requesting and gathering information. The template are portrayed as an attempt to make the process easier, when in reality they make things harder.

These people in headquarters keep sending me templates to fill out on different topics. There are so many of them and in different versions that I’m suffering from template fatigue.

Template fatigue by M-regulator October 12, 2018

Room Temperature Challenge 

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.

The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

Room Temperature Challenge by not John Correia June 5, 2018

Womb Temperature

When the water in your swimming pool is so damn hot it is no longer refreshing.

Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm

Mike - Hey , You guys wanna come over swimming?

Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!

Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!

Womb Temperature by M Mac July 9, 2010

Room Temperature Jeffrey 

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.

Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?

Room Temperature Jeffrey by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009

dark templar 

1. A sub-race of the Protoss in StarCraft. They were banished from Auir and moved to Shakuras, they later help defeat the Zerg.

2. An epic StarCraft Broodwar unit capable of bending the light around it to make itself invisible while it hacks up your units with warp blades.

The Dark Templar of Shakuras were all very mean to Jim Raynor.

Holy shit! Whats ripping my zerglings apart! Ugh, it must be those damn dark templar...

dark templar by Zomby_Woof January 30, 2005

Crime Template 

A preconceived perception on the part of police investigators and detectives of a crime scenario or phenomenon based on past cases in which investigators became aware of a new type of scenario or phenomenon that was previously unknown to them but reaveal, being applied to a current case with similar elements and assumed to be identical to previous cases based on

past cases, statistics, personal assumptions, public opinion, hunches and other factors and then persued as such without objectivity or taking into account that although seeming similar the scenario may not be identical.

The police used a crime template to determine that when a child is killed in the home it's always the parents that are the killers due to statistics.

Crime Template by on September 28, 2020