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A person addicted to television or watches to much of it.
Mom: ''Why want you read a book or go outside? '' "Your such a teleholic"!
Teleholic by Spoken Word April 12, 2014
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talcoholic 

A person who is addicted to getting drunk by inserting alcohol-soaked tampons into his or her lower orifices.
Why is that chick so drunk when she hasn't been drinking?

Oh, her? She's a talcoholic.
talcoholic by Daisy Mae Horton September 30, 2012

techoholic 

an individual who exhibits addictive behaviours towards electronic devices and technology including a need to have access to their electronic devices continuously and withdrawal symptoms if they aren't
My teenager has become a techoholic as she needs access to her phone all day every day or she has a panic attack.
techoholic by natrdoc April 25, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026