Telloholic 

Someone who is addicted to the television, watching it as often as possible.

Bob: Joe, you're a real telloholic.
Joe: So?
Bob: You're addicted to that TV.

Telloholic by Qwerty6811 June 25, 2017

Teleholic

A person addicted to television or watches to much of it.

Mom: ''Why want you read a book or go outside? '' "Your such a teleholic"!

Teleholic by Spoken Word April 12, 2014

talcoholic 

A person who is addicted to getting drunk by inserting alcohol-soaked tampons into his or her lower orifices.

Why is that chick so drunk when she hasn't been drinking?

Oh, her? She's a talcoholic.

talcoholic by Daisy Mae Horton September 30, 2012

techoholic 

an individual who exhibits addictive behaviours towards electronic devices and technology including a need to have access to their electronic devices continuously and withdrawal symptoms if they aren't

My teenager has become a techoholic as she needs access to her phone all day every day or she has a panic attack.

techoholic by natrdoc April 25, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019