Telewest 

Outstandingly good employer of highly skilled broadband techies

That is a "telewest" way to do things.

Telewest by paddy uber tech November 14, 2003

telewest 

the best internet, phone and digital TV service ever

Telewest is better than Sky, BT, Sky Tiscali, Sky, NTL, Sky, AOL, Sky, Wanadoo, Sky, One Tel, Sky, Tele2, Sky, Freeview and Sky

telewest by David Richardson March 1, 2005

Telewest 

NTL fodder

We're comin to get ya

Telewest by NTL December 9, 2003

Televestite 

Internet transvestite.
Man pretending to be a woman, or woman pretending to be a man.
Complete with fake names, icons, avatar.
Invites the unsuspecting into hot-talk.

Guy: I met this cool chick on chat. She got me so horny, i fapped.
Friend: That wasnt a chick, that was a televestite. You just had gay net-sex!
Guy: No way! her picture was hot!
Friend: Her picture was from a tabloid, plug it into tineye!
Guy: I aint gay.
Friend: LOL

Televestite by kyenne July 18, 2011