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A beautiful, meme-loving woman who loves Dan and Phil and her bestfriend, Lily. xooxxoxooxoxox. Also a noun for someone who loves memes.
"hey dude, are you a telelah?"
"no but she is, take a look at that telelah"
telelah by telelelelelily March 27, 2017
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The nicest person you will ever meet and always makes you laugh and Is great to watch memes on the kitchen floor with at 12:00 pm she da best
I miss telelah
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She is an amazing girl who is smart and sarcastic at the same time. She never lets insults get to her and is always dreaming. She is an artist and is loyal to her friends.
"Woah! Teleah got an 100 on the test....again."
Teleah by Random-Ramen July 13, 2017
Teleah's a really nice girl who can scare the literal shit outta you if she wants. She's usually a blonde who's smart, strong and nice unless you get in her way. She's loyal in relationship's but don't get too clingy. She doesn't really need a big, strong guy, just someone who will love her for who she is. She is strong but you break her heart and you'll be sorry you hurt her. Whether she's your friend, best friend or boyfriend she'll stand up for you. Never lose a Teleah
She's so smart, must be a Teleah
Teleah by writerkilljoy May 26, 2019
A smart girl. She know what she wants and when she wants it she going to get it. This girl doesn’t care about what comes out of her mouth 99% of the time. She is usually thick and fine and she of very independent and doesn’t ask for handouts from anybody. If any guy talks to Teleah all he think about is Teleah. Just the thought of Her makes him want to date her. She always keep her friends to a minimum and she doesn’t trust fast. You will know when she trust you,when she start to tell you everything! She can be goofy, rude, a freak, and stubborn it’s gonna be her way or no way. This girl can be a bit spoiled in a lot of different ways! Most of the time her favorite word is goofy or idgaf.
Man did you see how stubborn teleah was being today?
Teleah by Biggfactss August 16, 2018
This person is a bad bitch they put on a smile but really they are evil. For example if you know a Teleah they are known to be bubbly and outgoing while they really are evil. Also they are known to be best friends with the names listed. Allyssa,Kate,Emily,Destiny, and many more.
BRUH did you see the girl laughing. Yeah that's a Teleah.
Teleah by karma is a bitch November 24, 2015
Teleaha is an amazing person pretty much the definition of a Heather. She's may get straight A's in class but she just the typical blond outside of the classroom. She most likely to become a stripper when she's older or the boss of a mafia gang. She may be hot but don't be fooled she is one of the most sneaky people you will ever meet. She's 100% dating that one person everyone ships her with that she says is "just a friend." Don't go looking through her phone for spicy messages trust me you won't find and she has many hidden private social media accounts dedicated just for thoes type of messaging with her boy best friend. She's most likely dated, hooked up or thought about hooking up with everyone you know but no-one else would ever know cause she will denie it. Don't be fooled by how hot a talented she is she can be a total bitch and steal your man in one look.
"watch out Teleaha is flirting with your man again"
"Look Teleaha and her boy best friend must be dating by now, she's even playing with his hair near the bike racks"
teleaha by Teleaha October 30, 2020
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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