Teleiophilic

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The state of having a horrible condition called teleiophilia. It is best just to avoid anyone who is teleiophilic, for the good of the community.

Person 1: Wow did you see the way that Sara looked at me? I think I’m going to go talk to her.

Person 2: I wouldn’t if I were you, I heard she was teleiophilic.

Teleiophilic by MadHatter6 May 24, 2020

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teleiophilia

A minor or adult's sexual attraction to mature adults.

Teleiophilia is a primary sexual attraction to grown adults.

teleiophilia by Umeko December 2, 2004

Related Words

Teleiophilic • teleiophilia • teleiophile

Teleiophilia

Somewhat the reverse of pedophilia, teleiophila is when a minor or sometimes an adult is attracted to mature adults/adults older than them.

After Jim told me he thought our math teacher was hot I knew he was into teleiophilia.

Teleiophilia by ThePrinceOfPirates September 27, 2015

Teleiophile

A person who is attracted primarily to mature adults. Could refer to other mature adults, mainly to younger men and women.

"man have you seen her blog, she's a total teleiophile."

Teleiophile by 70sgroupie June 26, 2016

teleiophilia

A paraphilia in which the person afflicted is sexually attracted to adults. Since it is the most common paraphilia, and the vast majority of the world's population has it, those who do usually fail to realize that they have it, and end up ostracizing all other paraphilia, namely pedophilia or ephebophilia, insisting that they are "the norm". It can also be apparent in minors as well.

The vast majority of adults have teleiophilia. Anyone who doesn't is abruptly shunned.

"Leonard is only 12 years old, but he has a crush on his 39 year old teacher. You could say that leonard has teleiophilia."

teleiophilia by Mogasaki December 16, 2007

teleiophile

Expressing an attraction towards adults, it is a "philia" and is classed in the same boat as "homophilia" and "pedophilia" - which the APA did try to take out of their "Mental Illnesses" recently .

Graham is a womaniser (re: predator), who seduces (re: grooms) women to have sex (read abuse) with him every night .

Hes such a teliophile

teleiophile by The Scotch Piglet October 5, 2004

Teleiophile

A SMOL BOY IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO IS ATTRACTED TO BIG PEOPLE.

VEDANT IS 17YERAS OLD AND IS ATTRACTED TO MOTHER OF HIS FRIEND WHO IS 47 YEARS OLD. HE IS TELEIOPHILE.

Teleiophile by VEDANT5370729PO September 29, 2019

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026