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Teleiophilic 

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The state of having a horrible condition called teleiophilia. It is best just to avoid anyone who is teleiophilic, for the good of the community.
Person 1: Wow did you see the way that Sara looked at me? I think I’m going to go talk to her.

Person 2: I wouldn’t if I were you, I heard she was teleiophilic.
Teleiophilic by MadHatter6 May 24, 2020
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teleiophilia

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A minor or adult's sexual attraction to mature adults.
Teleiophilia is a primary sexual attraction to grown adults.
teleiophilia by Umeko December 2, 2004
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Teleiophilia

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Somewhat the reverse of pedophilia, teleiophila is when a minor or sometimes an adult is attracted to mature adults/adults older than them.
After Jim told me he thought our math teacher was hot I knew he was into teleiophilia.
Teleiophilia by ThePrinceOfPirates September 27, 2015

Teleiophile 

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A person who is attracted primarily to mature adults. Could refer to other mature adults, mainly to younger men and women.
"man have you seen her blog, she's a total teleiophile."
Teleiophile by 70sgroupie June 26, 2016

teleiophilia

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A paraphilia in which the person afflicted is sexually attracted to adults. Since it is the most common paraphilia, and the vast majority of the world's population has it, those who do usually fail to realize that they have it, and end up ostracizing all other paraphilia, namely pedophilia or ephebophilia, insisting that they are "the norm". It can also be apparent in minors as well.
The vast majority of adults have teleiophilia. Anyone who doesn't is abruptly shunned.

"Leonard is only 12 years old, but he has a crush on his 39 year old teacher. You could say that leonard has teleiophilia."
teleiophilia by Mogasaki December 16, 2007

teleiophile 

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Expressing an attraction towards adults, it is a "philia" and is classed in the same boat as "homophilia" and "pedophilia" - which the APA did try to take out of their "Mental Illnesses" recently .
Graham is a womaniser (re: predator), who seduces (re: grooms) women to have sex (read abuse) with him every night .

Hes such a teliophile
teleiophile by The Scotch Piglet October 5, 2004

Teleiophile 

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A SMOL BOY IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO IS ATTRACTED TO BIG PEOPLE.
VEDANT IS 17YERAS OLD AND IS ATTRACTED TO MOTHER OF HIS FRIEND WHO IS 47 YEARS OLD. HE IS TELEIOPHILE.
Teleiophile by VEDANT5370729PO September 29, 2019
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