Teleiophilic

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The state of having a horrible condition called teleiophilia. It is best just to avoid anyone who is teleiophilic, for the good of the community.

Person 1: Wow did you see the way that Sara looked at me? I think I’m going to go talk to her.

Person 2: I wouldn’t if I were you, I heard she was teleiophilic.

Teleiophilic by MadHatter6 May 24, 2020

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teleiophilia

A minor or adult's sexual attraction to mature adults.

Teleiophilia is a primary sexual attraction to grown adults.

teleiophilia by Umeko December 2, 2004

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Teleiophilia

Somewhat the reverse of pedophilia, teleiophila is when a minor or sometimes an adult is attracted to mature adults/adults older than them.

After Jim told me he thought our math teacher was hot I knew he was into teleiophilia.

Teleiophilia by ThePrinceOfPirates September 27, 2015

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Teleiophile

A person who is attracted primarily to mature adults. Could refer to other mature adults, mainly to younger men and women.

"man have you seen her blog, she's a total teleiophile."

Teleiophile by 70sgroupie June 26, 2016

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teleiophilia

A paraphilia in which the person afflicted is sexually attracted to adults. Since it is the most common paraphilia, and the vast majority of the world's population has it, those who do usually fail to realize that they have it, and end up ostracizing all other paraphilia, namely pedophilia or ephebophilia, insisting that they are "the norm". It can also be apparent in minors as well.

The vast majority of adults have teleiophilia. Anyone who doesn't is abruptly shunned.

"Leonard is only 12 years old, but he has a crush on his 39 year old teacher. You could say that leonard has teleiophilia."

teleiophilia by Mogasaki December 16, 2007

teleiophile

Expressing an attraction towards adults, it is a "philia" and is classed in the same boat as "homophilia" and "pedophilia" - which the APA did try to take out of their "Mental Illnesses" recently .

Graham is a womaniser (re: predator), who seduces (re: grooms) women to have sex (read abuse) with him every night .

Hes such a teliophile

teleiophile by The Scotch Piglet October 5, 2004

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Teleiophile

A SMOL BOY IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO IS ATTRACTED TO BIG PEOPLE.

VEDANT IS 17YERAS OLD AND IS ATTRACTED TO MOTHER OF HIS FRIEND WHO IS 47 YEARS OLD. HE IS TELEIOPHILE.

Teleiophile by VEDANT5370729PO September 29, 2019

Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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