Telecrush 

One who has a crush on an attractive actress/actor one
has seen from a television series and/or from a movie.

I think I'm having a telecrush on Lindsay Lohan.

Cindy has a telecrush on Zac Efron!

Telecrush by 2416l December 31, 2009

Teleflushing 

The act of calling someone, most oftenly a friend, upon using the bathroom, #1 or #2, for two reasons: occupying yourself with conversation while on the toilet, and the primary reason of surprising the person you are talking to by interrupting the conversation through flushing at least once. In some cases, a moment of silence is used so the maximum flushing volume can be heard. After flushing the toilet, one may follow up by saying "Surprise!" of "You just got flushed!" and/or laughing hysterically until tears come out.

Caller: "Hey, what's up?"
Other Person: "Same old, same old, you?"
Caller: "Just been up to some teleflushing."
Other Person: "Teleflushing, what's that?"
Caller: "*silence*"
Other Person: "Hello, you there?"
Caller: "*flushes toilet*,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Other Person: "*chuckle*WTF?"
Caller: "You've been flushed!*hangs up*"

Teleflushing by Farshtoaster January 26, 2012

TELECRASTINATION 

(tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

It'll ring one more time before he answers. He suffers from telecrastination.

TELECRASTINATION by SirZyrion April 19, 2006

Telecrastination 

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.

Telecrastination by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

telecrastinating 

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

*phone rings twice*
"why aren't you picking up?!"
"I'm telecrastinating"

telecrastinating by jdawg840 April 22, 2009

teletrash 

Television programs which target the least educated and the least sophisticated viewers. Such programs always center attention on crude or degrading behavior intended to titillate viewers, participants, or both.

The Maury Povich Show, Fear Factor, The Jerry Springer Show, Married with Children, etc. "What'd you do this weekend?" "Not much. We drank beer and watched a lot of teletrash reruns. You?"

teletrash by Matt Gaffney September 27, 2006

Telefrustration 

When trying to pick up a piece of string or fluff using the vacuum cleaner, the persistent movement backwards and forwards over the offender, becoming more and more vigorous. Usually ends up not being sucked up by the vacuum cleaner and results in frustrating the individual.

This bit of fluff on carpet really causes me telefrustration.

Telefrustration by DJCeeJay February 20, 2009