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Teleflushing 

The act of calling someone, most oftenly a friend, upon using the bathroom, #1 or #2, for two reasons: occupying yourself with conversation while on the toilet, and the primary reason of surprising the person you are talking to by interrupting the conversation through flushing at least once. In some cases, a moment of silence is used so the maximum flushing volume can be heard. After flushing the toilet, one may follow up by saying "Surprise!" of "You just got flushed!" and/or laughing hysterically until tears come out.
Caller: "Hey, what's up?"
Other Person: "Same old, same old, you?"
Caller: "Just been up to some teleflushing."
Other Person: "Teleflushing, what's that?"
Caller: "*silence*"
Other Person: "Hello, you there?"
Caller: "*flushes toilet*,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Other Person: "*chuckle*WTF?"
Caller: "You've been flushed!*hangs up*"
Teleflushing by Farshtoaster January 26, 2012
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026