Teddy Riley

When a simple task is way overdone, in the hopes of it being epic, only for it to be an epic failure!

And now the best man will give a few words. Out comes the full band with horn section, lighting specialist, backup dancers, and a DJ. And the best man forgets his words.
I knew he was going to Teddy Riley this!

Her: Let's spend a weekend.
Him: Plans trip to a private Caribbean, island, all inclusive, flying first class, with servants to cater to every whim and when it comes time to be intimate realizes he left his viagara at home.
Her: Uugghh you really Teddy Riley'd this weekend!

Teddy Riley by xhale763 April 19, 2020

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Teddy Riley'd

When someone did the most or was being extra in completing a simple task only to never complete said task.

Chile, dis naker just Teddy Riley'd me on a shopping spree. I just wanted H&M, but they went all Nordstrom's and their credit card declined.

Teddy Riley'd by Cornwhizzle April 19, 2020

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Teddy Rileying

Doing too much or Overkill.

Superproducer Teddy Riley overproduction during his verzus battle against Babyface. thou sall not teddy rileying

Teddy Rileying by highflyer10 April 19, 2020

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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