Ted Baker

A term for an individual who has greasy hair, wears glasses, and looks like a rat.

"That nasty kid over there looks like Ted Baker"

by GiveMeYourMilk54 March 11, 2015

Ted Baker

An impeccably perfect clothing brand that is only suited for the top .01% of the economic demographic of the world. Often worn by guys that shoot 80 while playing a little “degen (Degenerate) golf” and own houses in numerous high mortgaged residential townships such as Atherton and Malibu.

-“Yo Flores, your jacket is really nice”
-“I mean come on, of course it’s nice, its Ted Baker”

by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee November 2, 2022