Technocrapaphobia

The fear of using a restroom without having your smart phone available to use while sitting on the throne.

Husband: Hey, this coffee is kicking in and I gotta go take a dump. Give me my phone back please.

Wife: Wait a minute. I don’t have my phone and I need to finish this.

Husband: Come on! Don’t you know I suffer from technocrapaphobia!

by Lupine86 November 8, 2022