An amazing person who never dies all respect to him and his amazing quotes

“If I had 10 more lives I’d choose to be techno every time” :,( goodbye techno dead but never forgotten
by Bunny and duck July 10, 2022
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The greatest gamer of all time. His legacy will be remembered in our hearts for eternity.
by LemonWasTaken July 1, 2022
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A giant pig who kills orphans
John: Hey, what's that giant pig called again?
Jimmy: Technoblade, the orphanage bomber
by i kill orphans March 12, 2021
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The best PVPer in Minecraft, known for becoming the number 1 potato farmer in the biggest Minecraft server, beating dream (a player incredibly famous for being capable of beating Minecraft while many people try to kill him), beating squads of multiple people fighting him singlehandedly. Techno had become such a terrifying PVPer that some of the people who dare challenge him end up with Technophobia, the legitimate fear of Technoblade.
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: did you guys hear something?
Technoblade (about 10 kilometers away wearing leather armor): BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
by logang4Lyfe December 22, 2020
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Technoblade means a pig that stabs nerds and orphans for money and has extremely hot elbows and is immortal.
"Omg did you hear the orphanag got burned down what monster could do such a thing"person 1
"IT WAS TECHNOBLADE" person 2
by DefdinatleNotTechno January 23, 2021
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The Second Worst Thing To Happen To Those Orphans
Technoblade Never Dies” Example Of A Fact Not An Opinion
by February 2, 2021
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