Anyone who works with or has expertise in anything technical. Techanics, much like their sibling the 'mechanic', are placed in situations of similar power with regards to screwing you over monetarily without you even knowing.
Most of us have a techanic we go to that we can trust when we have questions about building a website, or buying a computer so when we go shopping we won'tget gouged on the prices.
I went to best buy to purchase a new computer, but the techanic up there just kept trying to sell me features I didn't think I needed, and quoted me a $2999 on a new basic system!
When someone feels as though they can’t survive without technology.
Or when a private or public location is overwhelmingly filled with technological equipment.
“Can we just have a nice meal together without you fiddling with your phone? You’re so techmanic!”
“I really enjoyed the capital city but it was a little overwhelmingly techmanic.”
“I believe that today’s society is generally suffering with techmania”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!