The video card is so fast it gives me a boner. I am coming out of the closet. I am techsexual.
by WilburAppleword March 15, 2009
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Another one of those fake sexualities that middle schoolers use to express their odd attraction to computers and technology in general.
Nerd: Guys... I'm coming out as techsexual
Chad: LOL what is that, another fake sexuality?

Nerd: NO CHAD IT'S HOW I FEEL NOW LEAVE ME AND ALEXA ALONE
by peep's bitch February 10, 2020
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