The coolest guy in school who fixes your tech stuff. He is around 26 years old, tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is so hot.
Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.
Drug Noob: Where do you get all this fire shit nigga?
The Shit: The Tech Guy hooks me up.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.