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teak oil 

either oil that restores wood to its natural luster and hardness or a girl that is hot enough to give a guy a boner thus restoring his wood to its natural luster and hardness.
guy1 walks in wearing butt shorts
guy2:"what a wood killer!"
guy1:"assuming you had wood"
a girl in a tube top walks in
guys1and2:"wow who's the teak oil!"
teak oil by the situation December 16, 2012
Related Words
Teazk teamkiller teak teakettle teamkill Tazkia teaz Teazy Tezkah Teaka
someone with perfect qualities
omg!!!! she's such a Tazkia!!!!
Tazkia by big zaddy chompy March 24, 2021

teamkiller 

Someone who intentionally attacks his own players in an online game.

Teamkilling in games originated by people exploiting game servers that accepted 'friendly fire'.

More recently, celebrity gaming figures like LOLMAN have utilised impact circles of weapons so as to become profficient at teamkilling, even without 'friendly fire' enabled. In games like Unreal Tournament, this works by firing a projectile in the right place, so that the force of impact makes a teammate fly so far that he loses a frag due to fall damage. This is a 'teamkill'.
Some guy is teamkilling, he must be banned.
LOLMAN, stop teamkilling!
teamkiller by GamerX March 13, 2004

ass over teakettle 

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.
Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.
When you are with a group of friends and y’all are just laughing your lungs out, that means y’all were tweaking but on an extreme level.
“We teakin in this biishh”
Teakin by HornForPorn May 4, 2019
The act of only having a little weed but not being high yet. The same as being buzzed from alcohol.
Bro, I've only had one and a half bowls so I'm teaked.
Teaked by hippster_patrol August 26, 2011