Teat clamp

1.) To clamp a teat (nipple) with two fingers and twist harshly.
2.) Another name for Purple Nurple or Titty Twister.

Joe clamps onto your left nipple with his index finger and thumb, then twists it harshly!

by JonathanBrandon&Jake August 29, 2005

Twatclamp

A bloke whose behaviour leads to them never getting laid as twats literally clamp when they're around.

Did you see John on the dancefloor.... Such a twatclamp, the birds couldn't get further away from him if they tried.

by twatclamp October 13, 2016