Tealization 

1. To make teal

2. To be made into a UNCW (University of North Carolina Wilmington) pride item, teal being the school color

"Nice tealization (1) on the wall man! That color looks great!"

"The tealization of the gym looks awesome guys! The whole school will be so pumped for this hockey game!"

Tealization by Sunshine_the_Artsy_Wolf September 11, 2013

came to the realization 

A pretentious and pseudo-intelligent way of saying "realized."

I've came to the realization that I could save a lot of time by just saying "realized" instead.

came to the realization by KCKY January 9, 2011

realization 

1. an act of becoming fully aware of something as a fact.

2. the fulfillment or achievement of something desired or anticipated.

The other day I had the realization that my friends were very weird.

realization by TheReasonWhyYouExist August 20, 2016

masterbation realization 

Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.

You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.

You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".

masterbation realization by Brewski Jones June 5, 2017

Post-Nut-Realization 

Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)

Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit”
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization

Post-Nut-Realization by SillyG00se4 January 29, 2018

TVlization 

tee:vee:lie:say:shon

1: When the majority of a group attempt to behave as the actors they see on TV, even when not watching.

2: 21st century development of Human Civilization expanding in the "Western hemisphere".

3: The act of promoting a particular concept of civilization to disbelievers through the use of televised propaganda.

A: "Obesity is the signature of TVlizations."

B: "This show is the dawn of a new TVlization!"

C: "Prepare to invade Earth right after the TVlization of the native fauna has drained their minds."

TVlization by Scancat September 30, 2010

bathroom realization 

After partying continuously for a few hours, and still feeling fine, you sit on the toilet to use the bathroom, and it is then and there that you realize you are totally wasted.

"OMG you guys, I just had a bathroom realization, I need to drink water for awhile."

bathroom realization by Cassiebeth182 November 6, 2006