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Tea or coffee

These are used as code words for when in public places talking about sex openly and not feeling embarassed about talking about it.
Tea to be refered to as the 'front' passage for sex; and coffee to be used for the 'back' (anal) passage.
So when you wake up in the morning - do you prefer Tea or Coffee? haha
this can also be fun in the work place when asking the boss if they want tea or coffee!!
Tea or coffee by AJay7 August 16, 2006
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Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.
John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.
Tea or Coffee by awericktinuse November 16, 2021

coffee tea or me 

A date with a person you find attractive that does not involve alchohol or food, usually sex follows.
brunch trade gay
Hey Jase, what are you doing.
Jason: nothin
Mark: meet you at the espresso bar, coffee tea or me
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026