Te Pico la Dona Share definition Flag Spanish slang phrase meaning I will do you in the butt! Literal translation is: "I will poke your donut!" Guy says, "Te quiero cojer!" Girl says, "No puedo, estoy mestruando." Guy ask, "Te pico la dona?" Te Pico la Dona by JAVYair August 28, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Te Pico la Dona mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch