Taylor-Swifting 

When a woman does not get the man she believes she deserves with unrealistic expectations so she starts hating on every man and tells her friends and all women how terrible men are and warms them of consequences of being with men.

Taylor: "I told you not to go with that Nathan, he will ruin your life, it does not matter how good he is, he is a man and men will be men"
Karen: "really, but he loves me"
Taylor: "They all say they love you initially but then they change, we don't need men, we just need a squad."
Karen: " Ok, but this is sad, I am not doing taylor-swifting anymore, I love my man and everything he is to me."

Taylor-Swifting by KofD December 12, 2019

Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.

Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.

Taylor Swifting by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.

Taylor Swifting by Malicho August 22, 2012

Taylor Swifting

Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.

Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.

Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?

Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!

Taylor Swifting by MiamiMan August 26, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.

Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?

Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!

Taylor Swifting by mr.timmah December 13, 2012

Taylor Swifting

Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.

"Yesterday afternoon four kids went to the hospital for injuries resulting from memeing in front of a local cafe... Faith Hilling, Taylor Swifting these are things that are going to get you killed!"

Taylor Swifting by SP FTW August 22, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. Sometimes accompanied with the yelling of "O Long Johnson," if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a HARDCORE South Park fan.

"I would've been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by Taylor Swifting." - Rick Santorum

Taylor Swifting by 93<l<0 August 18, 2012