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1. One who attempts to trade services like cooking for marijuana instead of paying and when he does pay he does so with a check.

2. Someone who licks whip cream out of strippers ass.

3. See toad licker
Did nick try and cook for you instead of paying for weed again? man he is such a tausser!

Hey! did he just lick that strippers ass? What a tausser!
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A really sexy boy with a sixpack and a 30 inch monster in his pants. Every girl/boy loves him cuz he is so beauttifull
wow you look like Taysser
Taysser by xGodTaku November 23, 2021
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