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Tau male 

They often have ginormous shlongs and which they never get to use because they are so hideous. To be classified as a tau male one must have an IQ of well above 130, have at most 5 moms, own a 2003 Miata with truck nuts, and have canted wheels at 135° centigrade.
Did you se that ugly geek, he probably can put on his pants in the morning because his cock is so big. Such a tau male!!?
Tau male by yamom45 May 17, 2021

Tau Male 

A guy who spends all of his time on the internet searching niche topics like what Greek letters are associated to the Male dominance socio-hierarchy. The men are the type that will always have a wiki tab open, your “hacker” to your “spy”
This is also the 19th in the socio hierarchy and is pretty much as well of as other often forgotten Greek letters by western culture.
Wow you can from Jregs YouTube channel? Your such a Tau Male
Tau Male by TheGuyInDaCorner November 15, 2022

Tau male 

Jreg is a tau male and he is streaming rn
Tau male by hjkmjoih July 29, 2021

Tau male 

A male of the Tau species.
Commander Farsight is a Tau male.
Tau male by Poster-imposter January 26, 2024
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