A guy you call over after a long day or night that you just want to get between your legs and take care of you with no fuss.
I was crushing meetings all day in Chicago and had to entertain at dinner. By the time I got home, all I wanted was to call in my task rabbit and have him put me down.
A guy you call over after a long day or night that you just want to get between your legs and take care of you with no fuss.
I was crushing meetings all day in Chicago and had to entertain at dinner. By the time I got home, all I wanted was to call in my task rabbit and have him put me down.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.