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Tarquinius
When a person conducts themselves in the most exemplary way possible. The person will be very toff-like.
A person rowing across a lake with arms flailing and un-coordinated, would be the opposite of someone executing the action in a tarquinius fashion. A tarquinius rower would not only display exemplary rowing skills, but will also be wearing only the finest attire and will be outstandingly groomed.
Tarquinius by CD463 April 25, 2013
Tarquin Wagemaker
Most amazing caring lovable person u will ever know. She will always make u smile when u sad and will always have the time of your life with her. She's perfect in every single way and any guy would be lucky to be with someone that amazing. She will change your life for the better and every moment you are not with her is like your life isn't complete. She is the best friend you will ever have and no matter what you will always be totally and completely in love with her.
Tarquin Wagemaker by Kç!R£Ð September 5, 2011
tarquini
Known to roam Eastern Europe and the Americas. A natural born killer who can't be stopped once he has caught the scent of his prey. Easily identified by soulless eyes and a devastatingly obvious lack of emotion. Be vary cautious if contact is unavoidable.
tarquini by BewareTheStare September 28, 2010
Tarquins
Tarquin(s) is a name to describe any douchebag of middle or upper class origin.
Notable habits include use of unecessary vocabulary, and their pursual of women by pretending to be interested in poetry. They tend to buy fair trade and are often vegetarian.
Notable habits include use of unecessary vocabulary, and their pursual of women by pretending to be interested in poetry. They tend to buy fair trade and are often vegetarian.
Tarquinius Superbus
Roman leader who listed raping, pillaging and plundering among his highest interests. Had a long plait. Used it to strangle unsuspecting males.
Tarquinius Superbus by Maria Gonzales September 13, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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