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Tarspanier

the unwanted mark left in your underwear due to insufficient wiping after taking a shit.
i had to wash my underwear 3 times to remove all the tarspanier from them.
Tarspanier by 12aaaaaa June 21, 2016
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TARPaulin Parachute 

A specific type of golden parachute which refers to executives who receive a disproportionately large reward, bonus or bailout despite being painfully incompetent at their job to tragic ends and use said reward in irresponsible ways.

This is most accurately directed at executives in the finance industry who received money from the TARP act intended to save the economy and, instead, used it irresponsibly.

In parts of the US, pronounced "tar-POLE-ee-in bailout."
Man, can you believe those fuckers at Citibank? Got a TARPaulin parachute and pissed it away on interior decorating, hookers and blow. Get the pitchforks and torches, I feel an old-school populist rage coming on.

tacopacity 

a persons daily maximum limit for ingesting tacos.
John has reached his tacopacity of 13 tacos.
tacopacity by dirtystreettaco November 28, 2018
A Tarp (short for tarpaulin) combined with a Parka. Basically, a warm blanket-lined tarp suitable for you and several friends to run around outdoor music festivals in, hammered, while staying warm and dry.
Get the Tarpa! It's fucking freezing out here and I just found the Vodka. The night is young!!
Tarpa by urbanndn September 9, 2009

tardpack 

Someone severely lacking intelligence, a retard.

Also, an electronic device with stripped down options.
"Miss South Carolina gave such a dumb answer. What a tardpack!"

or

"I asked my mom for a Playstation 3, but she got me the tardpack!"

tardpack by LAtheDJ December 29, 2007

Tacopath 

Some who’s love for tacos is so strong it’s on a psychopathic level.
Dude you better get Nicole some tacos asap, she’s a total tacopath!
Tacopath by Vinny030 November 5, 2019