Tarled 

To be Clad in nylons and told to set your boobs to 100. Then be groped all day long by a 7ft tall Duke Nukem looking character.

I see you have been Tarled again.

Tarled by The Only one without a name November 20, 2022

tamled 

1. An expression of anger, surprise, or frustration.

2. Slang for a type of shoe worn by camels.

3. A West Indian bird of paradise known for its unique orange and blue colored crest.

4. Arin sucks at video games.

Tamled! Tamled! Alexander Tamleton!

tamled by h.smith July 18, 2017

Yuri Tarded

Yuri is a name but people mostly use it to assert dominance or eliminate targets. It means that you are mentally challenged.

Sam:"Say hi to Yuri for me"
Billy:"Who is Yuri?"
Sam:"Yuri Tarded"
Billy:*dies*
Sam: Proceeds to default dance

Yuri Tarded by OldTR October 24, 2019

Tabledance 

A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!

All I want for Christmas is a good table-dance from Candy...

Tabledance by Anonymous December 1, 2004

cig tarded 

the light headed feelng you get after power dragging an entire cig

yo man i got mad cig tarded last night cuz i didnt have any more weed

cig tarded by barbieclit June 9, 2011

Nine Tailed Fox 

Either the Japanese myth, Epsilon-11 maybe even Naruto

P1: "Have you herd of Nine Tailed Fox my guy?"
P2: "SCP, the myth, or Naruto?"
P1: "Uhhhhhhhh....."

Nine Tailed Fox by Photon lol September 4, 2019

E tarded 

(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.

Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?

E tarded by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006