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Mr. M went to the tard den with his tard guard to discuss what he will be eating for lunch
Tard den by Hahehheb April 24, 2024
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Tard Density

Or TD for short is a name to describe the amount of tards in a given area.

The TD scale ranges from from 0 to 100 where 0 is an empty building and 100 is so massive that only Chuck Norris could survive.

TD can be used either as an percentage or as arbitrary scale.
"God I traveled with the Metro today and the TD was massive like 80"

"I had a lovely vacation, the Tard Density was only around 5"
Tard Density by uberEpicDonkey March 24, 2010

tard fam denial 

When a member of tard fam tries to deny something that is obviously true. Since all tard fam members are so out of touch with reality, it is hard for them to understand the world around them and be self aware. They are like this because their brains are wired differently and to be honest, I don't even think the neurons in their brain connect to each other. As we already know, tard fam is the stupidest family in existence so it doesn't surprise me that they try to deny the information that they don't like. It may because they are in the 5 stages of grief and at first, they're trying to deny that they're retarded, but eventually they'll come around to it.
Henry: Hey York, you know you're a fucking retard right?
York: Dude can you please just shut the fuck up and leave me alone, YOU'RE THE FUCKING RETARD BITCH!
Henry: Ok tard fam ass nigga, have fun in that delusional tard fam denial phase
tard fam denial by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
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