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money-tard

Those individuals who seem to lose all cognitive ability, logic, and short-term memory when it comes to paying the bill.
"Maaaan can you believe the faf and hassle over the bill? They were such money-tards!"
money-tard by dfdan May 11, 2007

tardmonkey 

You're such a tardmonkey.
tardmonkey by John Wass November 14, 2003

turdmonkey 

one part poop, one part primate
that woman is a real turdmonkey
turdmonkey by Brad F September 25, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004