a) to be ignorant of a situation and repeat offenses.
i) In the context of the worst possible situation.
b) a person who participates homosexual activities (male)
c) a doctor with a rectal thermometer.
a) (Name) I've told you this before, terdbanger!
b) (Name) doesn't know how to pronounce s's and th's, you know he's a terdbanger.
c) I had the ole terdbanger check me out today. I'm still limping.
A tardbanger is any person that does anything stupid. This also includes having sex with anyone who is stupid or does a lot of stupid things. A person that says something incorrect or makes an argument and ends up being wrong. A name to call anyone who makes the smallest mistake.
"Fucking tardbanger," muttered Katie after Ryan hit his thumb with the hammer for the third time that day.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.