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tapdance 

Term used to describe the actions of a wingman, in which he entertains the unattractive friend(s) of a target female in order to allow his comrade to court the target female without distraction.
Hey man, I'm trying to holla at the chick in the red but she got 3 chicks with her. Can you come tapdance for me so I can talk to her?
tapdance by LenoSummus January 16, 2011
Words you can keep

tapdance 

A slang term derived from the motion your feet when people shoot at your feet and you avoid the shots, it looks like your tapdancing
You gonna tapdance when you see my Mac-10
tapdance by AC March 13, 2004

tapdance 

Gearhead's term for being quick on the clutch; minimizing the duration a vehicle's drive line is not receiving engine torque between shifts. I.e., to swap feet
Billy wound the Goat up and holeshot the far lane, tapdancing between gears like a monkey on amphetamines.
tapdance by ThreePedals December 16, 2003

tapdance 

An attempt to tap the correct button on a touch-pad device without looking at it.
Rob: It takes me a minute to tapdance off the alarm on my iPhone in the morning...
tapdance by Jasper Ray April 13, 2009

Slippery Tapdance 

The sexual term for recieving a foot job in the shower and/or bathtub.
Person 1: Did you hear LeeRoy got a slippery tapdance from Dave last night?
Person 2: It was the dirtiest shower he ever took.
Slippery Tapdance by liqher hunters February 24, 2011

mexican tapdance 

I drove by the park and there were some people doing the mexican tapdance

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza 

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza is a hard/math/grind/core band from Arizona. Their song titles have such interesting names as "My Bowling Ball's Frozen in a Footlocker in Chicago" and "5 Deep On Charlie".
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza (the band, not the fundraiser) is the best band name since Dick Wrinkles.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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