The
Antifa Tank Division, or ATD, is a subset of the greater Antifa movement. A tank is one of the (heavily disproportionately
female) fatties on her mobility scooter. Tanks are characterized by their bullet carrying capacity being akin to that of the emu due to just how much
fat they happen to pack on there.
Tanks are generally equiped with a stock of milkshakes, gasoline, a pack of matches, and a weapon to "
bash the fash" (usually a slice of pizza that they accidentally sat on and forgot about, assuming they do not feel the urge to inhale it first.
Members of the Antifa Tank Division are oftentimes seen outside Starbucks, ready to lightly
lob coffee, milkshakes, and
acid at "fascists" (read centrists and conservatives), only to call the cops when they get shit back.