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Tampon Racer 

Also known as a cradle snatcher, a tampon racer is a male who tends to seek younger women for sexual pleasure. It is an over-exaggeration, as they try to place their male sexual organ inside a females sexual organ, before a tampon manages to do so
'God, she's too young for him'
'Yeah, He's a tampon racer'

'What kind of girls should I bring?'
'Mr "18 year old" here is a tampon racer'
'okay, I will call up some 15 year olds'
Tampon Racer by DJMMTFF October 5, 2011

Tampon Racecar 

Just an eyesore of a car
Verosika: "I'll need to park here for a week during spring break"

Blitzo: Oh no! You are not parking here for a fucking week, Now take your Tampon Racecar somewhere else!
Tampon Racecar by Ilikeppjuice February 13, 2021