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Tamaqua High School 

A learning facility of undereducated teachers and hillbilly students. Although it's located in the woods of Schukill County, many of its facilitators believe it is the prime location of crime which then results in rediculous rules and prison grade uniforms that all students have to abide by. Some of these rules include:
•Only clear plastic backpacks
•No hooded sweatshirts
•No white dress shoe flats
•All footwear may only be one solid color of brown, black, grey, or white. (Shoelaces have to match the dominant color of the shoe.)
•Only natural hair colors

One who attends Tamaqua High is very lucky if they come out sane. The student body mainly consists of emotionally damaged youth, strong racists, and children with little to no religious diversity. If you attend Tamaqua High or Tamaqua Middle School, be prepared to have your creativity and personality crushed by its societal standards.
Josh: "We are at a public reataurant. Why are all those correctional facility students here?"
Olivia: "They aren't from a correctional facility. They are honor students from the public Tamaqua High School on a reward lunch trip. They are just forced to wear those uniforms."
Tamaqua High School by RoxieJ February 2, 2015
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Tamaqua High School 

An institution of learning where members of today's whiny entitlement generation spend more time bitching about the dress code than learning skills that will help them later in life like spelling ridiculous correctly. If you're lucky enough to make it through and graduate in under six years, you can go to the local community college for free thanks to the administrators of the estate of some dead, rich guy.
I don't like the uniforms they make us wear at Tamaqua High School, so I's going to stay at home and be home skooled.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026