Talon Von Bagan

Goes by many Names end of Days lord of Ragnarok harbinger of the apocalypse And his Favorite God of extinction He leads the fists of Ragnarok with an iron fist do not defy him or he’ll show no mercy He destroyed many universes before reaching ours many tried to oppose him but none had lived to tell the tale he’s a cold blooded killer he even likes giving everyone a slow and extremely painful death he hates life as well

Talon Von Bagan: all of you are Pathetic why waste your time fighting you’re only delaying the inevitable

Talon Von Bagan by Gojira Octavio April 23, 2022

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Talon Von Bagan

Harbinger of Hatred, Bringer of Chaos, End of Time, God of Extinction this last one is his favorite he is most Cruel unmerciful Satanic Titan you’ve wish you’d never met he leads an army known as the fists of Ragnarok formed from killers and mercenaries

Talon Von Bagan: From now on you work for me

Talon Von Bagan by Gojira Octavio April 24, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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